Times Surely Have Changed

A program was … a television show

An application was .. for employment

Windows were….. something u hated to clean

A cursor … used profanity

A keyboard was …a piano

Memory was….. something u lost with age

A CD was… a bank account

If u unzipped in public u went to jail

Compress was something u did to garbage

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

Log on was adding wood to fire

A backup happened to your toilet

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut.. u did with scissors

Paste.. u did with glue

A web was a spiders home

And a virus was the flu!!…

Times surely have changed